I opened my eyes to the sound of a phone buzzing next to my head. Bleary eyed, I snatched at it, roughly unplugging it and swiping to answer.
"What?" I croaked. On the other side, the voice of my older sister, Bella, answered back.
"It's 11:40 on the East Coast. Surely I didn't wake you?" My eyes rolled over to the bedside clock, squinting to make out the large red numbers. 11:42.
"Nope. I try not to sleep in. Whatcha need?" I lied. She laughed.
"Actually I gotta ask a favor. I think it might do you good to get out of the house for once."
"I get out of the house all the time," I said, "I just don't tell you about it."
"Really?" She adapted her condescending, annoyingly maternal tone. "When's the last time you went to a restaurant that doesn't serve fries with every meal?" I pulled myself out of my covers, searching through the pile of dirty clothes on the floor. I found some underwear I assumed was clean, and pulled it on. Tired of my sister's condescending tone, I cut to the point.
"What do you want, Bella?" In the background, I heard a voice on a speaker warning her by name to put on her seat belt. No doubt her personal jet was taxiing at this very moment.
"I ordered a package," She explained, "And accidentally shipped it to your city. Must've been thinking I still lived at home." Her reference to living at home was a thinly veiled poke at me.
"Yeah, only a loser would still live at home," I replied sarcastically.
"I'm worried about you, Gerry." She shifted to a more concerned tone, which woke me up. I rubbed my eyes as she spoke. "You need to pull yourself out of this funk. Don't try to make a joke and cover it up. You just sit at home and play computer games all day. It's not healthy..." She trailed off for a second. I didn't reply. "Remember when you said you'd come to thanksgiving, and you didn't because you had a headache?" I ignored her question. Really, I just wanted to just hang up.
"Gerry? You there?" She asked.
"Yeah I hear you. I still workout." It seemed pathetic, making excuses to my sister about my lifestyle.
"I know. And I'm proud of you. But you do that alone. At home." It was true. I did all of my workouts in the private gym adjacent to the house.
"I'm happy. Really. What's this about a package?"
"Ah crap. Hold on a second." She replied. I sat in silence for a moment. The call terminated, and I received a text.
-Important call. I'll text you the address. Just hang on to it until I can ship it later. Love you
Most of our conversations ended in a similar manner. I dropped the phone on my bed and pulled the cleanest clothes I could find onto my body, mostly from piles on the floor. My room was a mess. Pocketing my phone, I made my way out of the bedroom, and down the hall.
The biggest issue with living alone in my parents house was the sheer size of the family estate. I was one guy, living alone, in a nine bedroom, thirteen bath modern home. The walk to the kitchen was more of a hike. My phone buzzed when I reached the kitchen, another text from Bella.
-313 cromwell ave. Pick up by 1 plz. Love you
I ignored a pile of dirty dishes in the sink, finding a Tupperware container and filling it with cereal. I really needed to clean up, but it was easier to ignore the mess.
Outside, the lawn was perfectly manicured, the hedges were trimmed and the walks were swept. Squinting through the windows in the bright sunlight, I grimaced. Mom and dad had hired a lawn service, and I never bothered to cancel when the accounts transferred to me. It was a convenience that reflected on my sad state. If I had to do it, I had no doubt the beautiful, picturesque estate would be overrun with weeds. I munched my cereal solemnly.
In the garage, I walked past a row of pristine, powerful sports cars to my old sedan. I punched the address from Bella into the GPS. The interior of my car reflected my sad state, bags from fast food joints and various clothing laying about on the seats. Maybe Bella was right, I reflected. I really need to get my shit together.
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I parked the car and walked into the business, double checking the address. The building was small and modern, with no visible signage. It seemed familiar to me, but I couldn't quite place it. I made my way through the glass doors and into the lobby, where I found a man behind a desk, studiously typing away on a keyboard.
"I'm here for a pickup, " I said, "It should be under Isabella Morgan." He looked slowly up at me, and then suspiciously to the magazine on his desk, a copy of 'Business Monthly'. On the cover was my sister, with her name blown up in large print.
"Just check the system." I insisted. He eyed me for a second, clearly irritated, but began tapping away.
"I'm sorry." His voice was almost bored. "Could it be under a different name?" I huffed in agitation, pulling out my phone.
"Give me a second."
I dialed Bella. She answered after a couple of rings.
"I've only got a couple of seconds." She spoke quickly. "What do you need?"
"I'm at the address. The package isn't under your name." I said.
"Oh, yes," She replied. In the background, I could hear the sounds of a bustling airport. She raised her voice. "It might be under your name. Just check for me." She didn't sound at all surprised.
"Try Gerrard Morgan." I said to the man at the desk. He input my name on his keyboard.
"Ah yes. We have your purchase, Mr. Morgan. You'll just need to fill out some forms." I returned my attention to my sister.
"Why is it in my name?" I asked. But the phone line was already dead. I sighed, accepting a form from the man behind the desk. Sometimes my sister could be a real pain to deal with.
-
I sat in the lobby of the little business for hours. My phone battery was low, and I was seriously considering an ad on my smartphone offering to tell me which Fantasy Princess I was. Whatever package I was waiting for, it was taking a very long time to prepare.
"Mr. Morgan?" A woman's voice called to me. Two women had entered the room while I was waiting. One of them was clearly a slave, with a collar and lead. She was young and blonde, and very beautiful. In her hands she clasped a small leather bag. By her looks, I had no doubt she was an extremely expensive slave, and likely a pleasure slave. The woman holding her leash was the speaker, an older woman in a business suit. I stood, stretching my legs.
"Yeah that's me. Where's the package?" I asked, approaching the woman. She offered me the leash.
"This is your purchase, Mr. Morgan." For a moment, I looked at the slave, then back to the woman.
"What?" I asked. The lady in the business suit seemed confused.
"If there's an issue with your purchase, I'm sure we can find a solution." She seemed genuinely concerned.
"Just... Just let me make a call."
I furiously dialed my sister, pacing back and forth. The phone rang for what felt like hours. "Come on... come on..."
Her voice chimed in quickly, and very merrily.
"Hey Gerry!"
"Bella, what the hell-."
"You're the only one with this number, so I know it's you! Leave me a message at the beep!"
*Beep*
I lowered the phone from my face.
"Damn it." I grumbled. The woman in the suit still looked very confused.
"Would you like to discuss complications with your order?" she asked sweetly.
"No... It's fine." I replied, turning my attention to the slave girl. She was politely keeping her head bowed, a sign of obedience for slaves. Her hair was back in a ponytail, and I could see freckles across her face. I had to admit, she was absolutely gorgeous. I noticed a tear on her cheek, trailing down to her chin. I felt bad for her for a moment. I'd cry too if I belonged to my sister.
I accepted the leash from the woman and handed it to the slave. I had no intention of leading her around like a dog. I'd seen enough of that from my father. The slave accepted the leash meekly.
"Come on." I ordered gruffly. I fumed thinking about my scheming sister. This was definitely some kind of plot from her.
The slave followed me quickly out the door. As we left the building, it occurred to me where I had seen the structure. My mind flashed back to a visit as a child with my father. We had come here when he purchased Ogilvy, our manservant. Of course. A slave dealership.
I stopped by my car, fumbling my keys out of my pockets. I unlocked the door, and immediately realized I'd have to clean a place for her to sit. Hurriedly, I dug through the piled trash, tossing papers and wrappers into the backseat. I became flustered quickly, and embarrassed. I should never invite such a pretty girl into my car without cleaning. That's what my mother would have said.
"You can just, uh, put your feet on top of that stuff." I pointed at the trash on the floorboard. "It's not important."
"Yes sire." She spoke for the first time, and I felt red flush my face. I realized how embarrassed I was about my filthy, sloppy car. It was all Bella's fault. She gave me no warning about what it was I was picking up for her. I would have cleaned if I had known.
I jumped into the driver seat, hurriedly dialing my phone.
"Hey Gerry!" Answered Bella's voice.
"Bella, you have got to give me more warn-"
"You're the only one with this number, so I know it's you! Leave me a message at the beep!"
Oh, I'll leave a message alright.
*Beep*