Albert couldn't wipe the smile off of his face. "You suck, Paul!"
"Oh, shut up," came Paul's reply. Chris and Albert exchanged non-empathetic glances. They were teamed against Paul and Steve in a pool game and were winning. "Wanna just forfeit now?" Chris asked. "I'd sooner take a dick in my mouth!" Steve answered defiantly. Paul backed away from Steve and quietly agreed: "What he said."
It was Albert's turn to shoot. He lined up his shot and without a second's hesitation took it, knocking two striped balls in. Chris slapped his hands together. "We get the eight ball and we win," he declared happily. Albert handed his stick to Chris. "Take my shot, will you?" he asked. "I'm going to go get some more beer."
Chris took the stick and leaned against it on the table. "So," he began, "what's it like to suck as miserably as you guys do?"
Steve laughed. "With as much dick as you've been sucking, one would guess that you would be the guy who excels at sucking," Paul quipped. As the three of them chuckled at this, Albert came back with another round of beers.
As the night progressed, neither Chris nor Albert ever took that shot, they just drank. Eventually, it occurred to Chris that going home may be a good idea. "Guys, I'm fucking soused," he told his friends. "I might as well head home."
"I probably should, too," Albert agreed. "See you guys later," Paul said. "Yeah, don't have any gay sex without me, Steve joked. Albert mockingly grabbed Chris's chest. "We'll try," he sighed. With that, Chris and Albert took off. "Damn, sometimes I wonder about Steve," Chris told Albert. "What?" Albert uttered. "He's fucking Ashley, and any guy fucking that sweet piece of ass isn't gay."
Chris laughed. "Shit, and when they break up you'll swoop in there, huh?"
"Damn straight."
"That is, if you weren't such an ugly motherfucker."
Albert rolled his eyes as they approached his house. Chris laughed again. "Whoa, sorry to trample your dreams!" he snickered. Albert walked into his house, poorly hiding his crestfallen emotion. "Bye," Chris called as he continued walking on the sidewalk. He kept walking until he saw a girl sitting on the sidewalk. She looked about his age, twenty or so, and her profile looked rather nice. She had long flowing black hair, a daintily shaped nose, and deep brown eyes. Her skin was very pale, and Chris loved that in girls. She had on a long sleeved black shirt and a black skirt to match. He was not only intrigued by her beauty, but the fact that she was out at this hour was somewhat baffling. He approached her. "What are you doing out here this time of night?"
She smiled. "I could ask you the same thing."
"I asked first."
The girl sighed. "I got stood up," she said sadly. Chris almost gasped. "How does that happen?" he asked, beside himself in bewilderment. "Well, that's when a date of some sort is arranged and someone doesn't show," she explained sarcastically. "Seriously," Chris said. "Okay," she started. "This guy I was talking to today, we were talking about s&m and shit like that, so I offered to show him stuff. He was all excited, but he never showed."
Chris grew a little bold. "So you got all worked up for nothing?"
She looked up at him questioningly. "Yeah, I guess you could say that," she answered slowly. His eyes lit up. "You know, I've always been interested in that stuff," he told her. "I could serve as a substitute."
"And what makes you think I'd like that?" she asked huffily, but obviously not opposed to the notion. "Wow," Chris exclaimed, "you already sound like a great dominatrix." She laughed. "Fine," she gave in. "Let's get to my car, and we'll go to my place."
"Say, what's your name, anyway?" Chris asked. "I'm Chris."
"My name's not important, Chris," she told him. "At least not now."
He hopped into the passenger's side, extremely excited. As the trip continued, and as they talked more, he found her more and more attractive. Finally they arrived at her house and they walked inside. The girl sat Chris on a couch. "Wait here," she told him. "I don't want to," Chris replied, looking pleadingly into her eyes. "Well too bad," she snapped. "Didn't anyone ever tell you that patience is a virtue?"
With that she walked out of the living room and Chris sat there. He waited. And waited. His waiting seemed to go beyond the threshold of time, and finally he saw her come out. "Shit," he thought. She stood before him adorned in a black leather mini skirt, black leather zip up halter top which greatly accentuated her breasts, black stilettos, fishnet stockings, and a riding crop. Her long black gloves added a nice touch, as did the black eye make up. "Shit," he kept thinking. "This is delicious." Then he silently cursed himself for using that description, mainly since several gay guys he knew used that. She patted her palm with the riding crop as he observed her hungrily. As if set for dramatic effect, a boom of thunder hit right then, and it began to rain heavily. "I am your mistress now," she hissed. "you will do as I say when I say. Understood?"