A Proper Young Man's Guide to Anal Etiquette

A Proper Young Man's Guide to Anal Etiquette

By: Lord Odie

The Obligatory Disclaimer

The following is a work of pure sexual fiction and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your parent and/or guardian that you need stricter internet supervision. Any physical resemblance to a real person that any fictional character herein may bear is probably intentional and is meant as a compliment. Furthermore, all fictional characters in the following fantasy are consenting adults over the age of 18. They are also BDSM professionals and good at what they do. So please, don't try anything that you're about to read at home, if such things were even physically possible. If you still insist on trying things at home, please send all pictures and feedback to me about the experience. If I can't stop you, I can at least make sure you're doing it right. Consider yourself disclaimed.

10. A Favor Well Rewarded

The car's AI brought Matt to a gentle stop on the 6

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floor of Parking Garage D outside of Saint Dee's Hospital. He grumbled to himself ever so slightly as he killed the engine and climbed out of the vehicle. He'd much rather be in an online match right now with Kyle, but Charlotte's car was in the shop being fixed and he'd agreed to pick her up from her shifts at the hospital this week until it was repaired. When he agreed to do Jessi's mom the favor, he hadn't expected the 45-minute chore to be quite as aggravating as it was turning out to be. But traffic had been horrible this evening and he was running over 15 minutes late.

I hate being late! And for the first time I'm supposed to pick her up too...

Matt silently complained to himself as he quickly made his way out of the parking garage through the elevated walkway to the employee entrance on the hospital's 6

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floor. Actually, he was supposed to be picking up both Charlotte and Jessi this evening. The older woman's normal shift ended 15 minutes ago at 6:00 PM, and Jessi had been doing one of her training shifts for her senior year as a nursing student and was getting off at the same time.

Following the directions Jessi's mother had given him earlier that day, he made his way past the entrance's expensive looking main desk, down the second hallway to the left, counted 5 doors on the right, and entered the door labeled 'Room 678 - Nursing Shift Ready Rooms - Employees Only'. Matt was by no means an employee at Saint Dee's, but Charlotte had assured him that no one would mind. In fact, she told him that most of the friends and family of the nurses who picked them up waited for them in Room 678. Matt had thought it was a bit weird for people who were just rides to come inside the hospital to wait for them, waiting out in the parking garage seemed easier, but he's been interested in seeing Carmen or some of Charlotte's other coworkers, or maybe some nude female patients, and so hadn't questioned it. Everyone knew that what went on inside hospitals was way more explicit and hardcore than anything allowed on the streets in the US! It was common knowledge that you'd have to visit Germany or one of the Eastern European countries to see more casually hardcore BDSM than what you'd find in most American hospitals. That Matt hadn't seen a damn thing worth his attention was kind of annoying. He hadn't even seen a single nurse! Only the pair of receptionists at the main desk, a maintenance worker fixing some HVAC, and some bureaucratic types walking down the hall. Sure, they'd all been female and cute enough, but they were certainly not sexy nurses!

Stepping inside the room, Matt was less than excited to find himself in a plain looking medium sized waiting room with a dozen or so cheap looking chairs situated in rows around an old 100" HDTV. Not even the TV was interesting, showing just the local evening news broadcast. While the pair of female news anchors on the television were both bubbly and large breasted, and showing as much cleavage as was legally allowed, Matt would have hardly considered it entertaining programming. There were three other doorways along two of the walls. Several older people in their 70s or 80s were waiting patiently in the chairs. Although, with modern anti-ageing treatments, it was hard to guess people's ages when they were that old. Most looked like people who were in their 40s or 50s from a century ago. They were half-watching the news broadcast and chatting with each other. Matt grabbed a chair in the back and sat down.

"Picking someone up? I've never seen you here before at the 6:00 shift change," an older woman asked him politely. But she was probably closer to 80 in reality.

"Yeah. My friend and her mother. They got off shift at 6:00. I was supposed to be here 15 minutes ago. I was expecting them to be waiting for me. To be honest, I didn't think I'd have to wait for them," he replied, not wanting to be rude. He glanced at the older woman, quickly sizing her up from top to bottom. She looked like she should have been in her early 50s and was still quite fit. So, she was easily over 80 with gray streaked brunette hair. (Which meant she likely remembered a time before women even practiced extreme anal dilation! Fucking crazy!) She was dressed rather conservatively enough in comfortable looking shoes, burgundy slacks, and a white blouse that actually hid most of her sizable 38H breasts. Although, enough buttons were undone that the cups of her cream-colored bra were just visible. 30 or 40 years ago, she'd probably have been quite the looker. But she was a little too old for his tastes.

Matt's quick appraisal of her did not go unnoticed, and she smiled ever so slightly as she watched the young man's eyes quickly undress and redress her. Oh, if she were 50 years younger... "I'm just here to pick up my great-granddaughter Megan from her shift," she explained. "They got off at 6:00, but they're just doing their mandatory post-shift cleanup and probably relaxing a bit. They're usually ready to go by 6:25 or so."

"I see," Matt replied, his annoyance coming back.

Then why the fuck didn't Charlotte tell me to pick her up at 6:30?

He asked himself in a gruff.

Did she think I would enjoy sitting in a boring waiting room with old people for half an hour?!?

The old woman's smile grew a little broader. "You realize, this is just the outside waiting room, right? This one is for older people, parents with kids, or just people who want to wait in peace and quiet. You can go into the inner waiting room if you'd like. It's the middle door on the back wall over there," she suggested, nodding in the direction of the door labeled 'Room 678B - Waiting Room'.

The look of slight confusion on Matt's face must have been easy to read as he looked from the door to the old woman and back to the door. "Oh? Why have two?" he asked in confusion.

The old woman smiled even broader. "Oh, some of us can only take so much excitement these days. But if you see a young 20-something woman that looks like a younger version of me in there with long brunette hair, that's my great-granddaughter Megan. Can you tell her to please hurry up? Dinner is waiting!" she added with a smile that was borderline evil.

"Sure," Mat replied, standing up. "Thanks," he added as he walked away.

"You're welcome, young man," she said as he walked away. "Have a good evening!" she appended before returning her attention to the television.

Matt walked around the chairs, past the 1

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door labeled 'Room 678A - Nurse's Woman's Locker Room', and up to the door the old lady had indicated, which was labeled 'Room 678B - Observation Room'. Pushing it open and stepping inside, he was not prepared for the sound of multiple women grunting, groaning, and most likely cumming that greeted him. In fact, he just stood in the doorway in confusion before an older man seating in the nearest chair turned to him and said, "Son, please close the door. The people in the outer waiting room don't want to be bothered."

"Oh! Sure!" Matt said, quickly closing the door behind him. Inside the darkened waiting room were maybe two dozen chairs arranged in rows facing away from the door. The chairs and the lighting reminded him a lot of holo theaters. About half were occupied by waiting men and women. The wall behind the chairs was the only normal wall in the room. The other three walls were all floor to ceiling glass. Behind the left-hand wall looked to be a locker room, a large communal shower was on the other side of the wall to Matt's front, and behind the shower looked to be a toilet area. But to the right was where the attention of all the people waiting was directed.

Behind the glass was a well-lit room with roughly three or four dozen women in it. Half the women were half-dressed in the normal lingerie that was part of the nursing uniforms at Saint Dee's: white stockings with a matching garter belt, shiny white high heels, and a white hat with a red cross on it. Although, they were not wearing the normal bras and waist cinchers that were also part of the nursing uniforms. Each woman also had a white plug strap holding in place bright red anal, vaginal, and urethral dilators of various shapes and sizes. The other half of the women were completely naked except for their white hats, which was the only thing that denoted them as nurses.

The half-dressed nurses and the naked nurses were paired up. Each pair was at what looked like an odd-looking gynecological chair. The naked nurses were bound face up with wide straps around their thighs and calves and their torsos at a 45-degree backwards angle. Their knees were bent at 90-degree angles like they were sitting in normal chairs, except their legs were spread a full 180-degrees wide. The shoulders were bent backwards farther so that their tits were pointed straight towards the ceiling and Matt could not see any of their faces. But he could see their arms bound underneath them and pulled directly towards the ground by cuffs and a cable. All their nipples looked to be capped with cruel looking clamps, and all their urethras were cathetered. Rubber tubes exited from the catheters, snaked their way between their tits, and out of site.

The half-naked nurses knelt on pads on the floor between the naked nurses' widely spread legs. This gave Matt an excellent view of their fully plugged assholes and shapely buttocks. Both of their arms were buried up their coworkers' assholes well past the elbows. The outlines of their arms and fists as they worked around deep inside the naked women's bodies were even more pronounced than they normally would have been due to the bent back positions of their torsos. As the kneeling nurses pounded their arms up into the naked nurses' bodies, all of their unsupported tits bounced around wildly. It looked like a mass assisted masturbation session to Matt's eyes. And the sounds of two dozen women either ass cumming violently or getting close to that filled the waiting room.

With a quick count, Matt determined that there were two dozen gynecological chairs in the room arranged in four rows of six chairs. Each row was elevated slightly above the row in front of it, and its chairs offset so that the people in the waiting room had as good a view of what was going on as possible.

"Go ahead and take a seat, son. You standing there is making me nervous," the same older man said with mild annoyance. "They're almost finished with their post-shift relaxation," he added.

"Yes. Of course," Matt replied, quickly finding an open seat next to him. "Is this... normally what happens after a shift?" he asked after several seconds.

"What, the anal wellbeing maintenance? Yeah. Nursing is stressful work. So, each oncoming shift will work out the stress and frustration of the outgoing shift before they go on duty," the older man explained. "You new here?" he asked.

"Yeah," Matt replied. "I was just told to pick up my friend and her mother after work. Charlotte failed to mention... this!" he said, gesturing towards the action.

"Ha! Yeah. The nurses sometimes pull that joke on their rides. It's kind of a hazing thing. It's always funny to get people's reactions for the first time! Bethany, hear that? We got ourselves a noobie!" he said, looking down.

A blonde head that had been bobbing up and down on the man's cock pulled up to reveal an attractive looking woman in her early 40's. Matt had been so enthralled by the action in the adjacent room that he hadn't even noticed that the older man had been enjoying a blowjob. The man's erection looked to be a pleasantly thick 10" and glistened with the woman's spit in the dark room. "Welcome to the club!" she said, giving the twitching head of the man's cock a few extra licks before extending her hand towards Matt, which he took and shook. "Don't take the surprise too personal. I was shocked at the whole thing when I first picked up my girlfriend - now wife - after her shift. Even a decade later it still seems extremely... improper for polite society," she added, giving the man's dick a few more licks. "I still think that women shouldn't be displaying themselves like that in semi-public. But this is a hospital, and the rules are slightly different."

"Your wife?" Matt replied, dropping her hand.

"Yup," the blonde replied, sitting up slightly to peer over the seats in front of her, she added, "The woman in the third row, fourth from the left. The one with the massive tits and the red hair that you can see almost hanging to the floor." From her new position, Matt could see that the woman wore a tight black mid-thigh length skirt and a white blouse. Her blouse had been unbuttoned and her bra had pulled down so that her 34E tits were now hanging out in for anyone to see in the semi-public room. Not that anyone was really paying attention that was.

"And my wife is the darker skinned woman in the second row on the far-right side. She doesn't have the biggest tits, but she can certainly suck cock better than Bethany can," he added with a friendly smile down at the blonde in his lap. He took the opportunity to reach down and tweak one of the blonde's exposed nipples before she swatted his hand away in playful annoyance.

"Hey! I'm a lesbian! Sucking cock isn't in the normal job description, you know!" she said with a teasing swat of his erection, causing the wet shaft to bounce around for a second or so before returning to its fully upright position.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah..." he said as he gathered up her hair in his fist and pushed her mouth down onto his cock all the way to the base once again. "More ball draining and less talking," he added as he forced her head up and down, using her mouth and throat as a simple masturbation aid. "Our wives are almost done."

She only replied by raising her hand and flipping him off as she worked his thick shaft with her throat to the best of her ability. After all, offering her oral services to help a man out was the only polite thing to do. The man just leaned back and groaned contentedly as the woman resumed her work.

Matt watched them for a few more seconds before returning his attention to the much more interesting action going on behind the glass on the right. His eyes wandered first to Bethany's wife. The pale skinned redhead looked to be on the thicker side. Not fat by any measure of the word! Afterall, obesity had been eradicated generations ago with the introduction of anti-aging therapies. She was just voluptuous and thick in all the right places. Even in her restrained position, it was still easy to tell that the woman's hips and thighs were thick and shapely, and her massive 40J tits bounced enticingly atop her chest. The black woman kneeling between her legs looked to be a gym bunny and was way too muscular for Matt's tastes. From what he could see of her arms, the woman's upper arms were thick with well-toned muscles. It was hard to tell for sure though as the woman's arms were buried up the redhead's backside almost to the shoulder. In fact, there was at least 3" of space between them! It was obvious that Bethany maintained her wife's anal wellbeing very well! The black woman was pounding her arms into the nurse in unison with what was obviously considerable force. The pale skinned nurse's massive tits were rocking back and forth so hard that they were probably slapping her in the face every time they disappeared over her torso. Her whole body looked tense and almost vibrating. It was likely that she was in the middle of a mind-shattering anal orgasm. It was hard to tell though as the sounds of multiple woman cumming hard filled the room and Matt didn't know any of their voices.

Moving on from the redhead, Matt's gaze moved from nurse to nurse. Some were obviously cumming hard, while others were obviously recovering. After a few nurses, he found one whose long brunette hair almost touched the ground.

I wonder if that one is Megan?

Matt pondered to himself before moving on. Being three generations removed from the older woman waiting in the outer waiting room, it was impossible to tell. But the young woman seemed to be relishing the hard anal double fisting she was receiving from a cute Latina nurse.

And then Matt's eyes roamed across a pair of bodies that he recognized. While it was impossible to be 100% certain, he'd seen enough of Jessi's nude lithe body to know the young woman's perky 30C breasts and toned thighs anywhere! The nearly identical yet older woman next to her was obviously the young woman's mother, Charlotte. The two looked so close that they could be taken for sisters, not parent and child. The woman pounding Charlotte's asshole was up past her elbows inside the older woman's well trained nether hole, while the nurse administering to Jessi wasn't quite as deep into the younger woman's backside. Jessi just wasn't up to her mother's level in anal capacity yet.

We'll have to work on that,

Matt said to himself with determination.

I know Jessi can take two arms up her backside! I've seen her mother do it to her multiple times! We'll definitely have to work on that!

Movement from his left caught the young man's attention. Turning his head, a dozen or so nurses had entered the locker room from a back door that he couldn't see. They were chatting amongst themselves as they moved towards their lockers and began to casually undress. They helped each other remove their white waist cinchers and then easily stripped off their white short-sleeved latex minidress to reveal their white lingerie and plug straps. As lacy white bras began coming off, the nurses began to playfully flick at the steel clamps crushing some of their nipples. As they undressed, still more nurses coming off shift joined them. A few women in normal street cloths also began filtering in as well. They stripped down and then began dressing into their own nursing uniforms. Glancing at his watch, it was 6:35. This was obviously the next shift change.

While watching women undress was always an entertaining thing to watch, Matt shifted his gaze back to his right. It seemed that most of the nurse pairs were starting to finish up. Half of the kneeling nurses had removed their arms from their coworkers' colons and were cleaning themselves up. This left multiple nurses, still bound to their chairs, to sit and catch their breath. Their now gaping and ruined holes hung wide open for everyone in the inner waiting room to enjoy unhindered. Bethany's blonde wife's anus was by far the most impressive one, so far at least. The woman's destroyed shit hole hung open over 6" wide and didn't even try to close itself back up. Jessi's sphincter hung open a pitiful 3" wide by comparison. Charlotte's asshole was still getting pounded hard though. The nurse working her over was alternating pounding her elbows in and out of the Jessi's mom's bottom one after the other while the older brunette came hard.