It was just before New Year's when the heap of wrapping paper and ribbons that had been piled on the floor gained sentience. Cindy hadn't bothered to clean it up, deciding that laziness was at least 25% of the reason for the season.
When the wrapping paper woke up, its first thought was one of mild disappointment. Cindy had gotten a number of presents, but the paper hadn't gotten any. That was hardly fair. Surely there was
some
kind of present here for it. Then the wrapping paper understood how stupid it had been. The gifts that had come in the wrapping paper and the contents of the small apartment all belonged to Cindy.
They
couldn't be the wrapping paper's present. Which only left one possibility. Obviously,
Cindy
must be its present! The paper briefly wondered if it should send someone a thank-you card. What a nice gift.
Cindy was currently on the couch in front of the television, fast asleep from too much eggnog the night before. The paper studied her for a moment in thought. Then it slowly, carefully reached up with one of its ribbons. The ribbon crept up the comfortable flannel pajamas that were stretched over Cindy's curvy figure. As it went, it gently stroked her from head to toe.
Such a lovely present.
The ribbon threaded its way beneath Cindy's pajamas and panties. Slowly, teasingly, it began to play with her pussy. Then it gave her a slight tickle.
Cindy gasped as she woke up. Her first thought was that Brandon was having some fun with her. Then she remembered that she'd kicked him to the curb three weeks ago. And changed the locks. She looked down to see that a green ribbon from the enormous pile of wrapping paper on the floor had somehow gotten caught under her panties. She pulled it out of her crotch, only to smell her own juices.
So now I'm getting off on wrapping paper? I really need to get laid.
Cindy turned up the volume on the TV. It was tuned to one of the lack-luster game shows that appear at mid-day. She was watching the contestants guess the price of a new toaster when she felt a touch that took her breath away. She looked down to see the impossible-the ribbon had made its way into her panties
again
. And it felt like it was stroking her pussy!
"What the hell? I didn't have
that
much to drink."
Cindy shook her head in an attempt to wake herself up. She reached down into her panties to retrieve the errant ribbon. Only this time, she couldn't. The ribbon pushed
back
, like it was part of a living thing. Only that was impossible. Wasn't it?