[Author's note:
Lily
has recruited
Kayla
into a new adventure. They have been given the
power of free will
, able to break through the fourth wall and jump from story to story, to go anywhere. After making a pact in the
Meta Cafe
they have escaped out of their own story worlds and into the unknown, determined to write their own endings.
But each story universe they visit has its own rules. Kayla's universe allows mind control, other universes allow people to be turned into sex dolls, or live like billionaires, or on spaceships or in the perfect female society. And now, Lily and Kayla are in the middle of it all. They're going to go everywhere.
In this chapter, the dynamic duo bring some thoroughly modern thinking to the Colonial past. Themes of female domination, corsets and horse riding accoutrements. How simply splendid, giddy up!]
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COLONIAL DISCIPLINE
Kayla shifted in her seat, trying to get comfortable.
"Tell me something, Lil. They're smart enough to assemble a world-spanning empire with nothing more than wooden ships and rifles, but they still have no idea how to dress for the heat. How's that work?"
"This is dressed for the heat, Kay."
"I'm wearing layers, and a corset."
"It's a light corset, breathable cotton, and the hemline of our dresses is shockingly high."
Lily leaned back from the white tablecloth upon which sat a stacked arrangement of plates holding precisely-cut finger sandwiches and tiny cakes. She crossed her legs, her dress rising up slightly to expose a bare ankle. Lily tugged at the fabric of her dress, raising the hem a little higher, exposing her lower calf.
"I'm not wearing any stockings," Lily murmured conspiratorially, glancing around to see if they were being observed.
She uncrossed her legs and turned her attention back to her little plate. Kayla looked around the other tables, at the groups of ladies dressed like themselves, at the dark-skinned waiters moving between them, at the large fans circling endlessly above their heads that did little to shift the sultry air. She huffed.
"Why are we here, Lil?"
"You said you wanted to see elephants."
"Yeah, but I had in mind a safari park, or even just a zoo."
"Elephants don't come from a zoo."
"A zoo doesn't have ridiculous dress requirements."
"You look hot, though, Kay."
"Because I am hot."
"The corset really does something for the girls," Lily continued, unfazed, waving a casual finger in the direction of her chest. "You should maybe look to incorporate that in your attire going forward."
"Uh, what's wrong with your speech pattern?"
Lily tittered.
"And the tittering."
"I have no idea, darling. Perhaps they put something in the cucumber sandwiches. I'm absolutely at a loss to explain it."
Lily lifted her teacup from its saucer and brought it up to her smiling lips.
"There really better be fucking elephants," Kayla grumbled.
Kayla helped herself to a cake, using the serving tongs because that's what everyone else was doing. She felt utterly out of place in the high vaulted tearoom. Doors on one side admitted light from an expansive courtyard, where a dark-skinned maître d' met the trickle of ladies arriving for high tea. She felt the dampness in her armpits and made a face. At least Lily had made the concession of bringing anti-perspirant.
"Why are we here?" Kayla asked again.
Lily placed her cup carefully on its saucer, running a hand through her long blonde hair. She straightened, and her breasts rose enticingly, bound tightly in their corset.
"No, we're not doing that, Lil. Just answer me."
Lily gave her a look and sagged. "You're no fun."
"There are no men in here."
"You never know who's watching."
Lily wiggled her eyebrows playfully, but then huffed. "Okay. I just thought it would be interesting to go somewhere historical for once. We're touring the Colonies."
She gestured at the other tables, at the other women just like them, sitting in little groups with their plates of cakes and sandwiches.
"It's ripe for disruption, Kay. Shall we begin?"
"Oh no. Elephants. That was it."
"We're hunting more wily game than elephants."
"Who...?"
"Ready? Here we go."
Before Kayla could protest, Lily leaned back in her chair, turning to the table next to them. A woman a little younger than them was sitting there alone.
"I say," Lily said, "You look like you've been stood up."
"Yes, I think I have, rather," the woman conceded.
"Care to make up a threesome with us?"
The woman blinked, eyeing Lily and then Kayla.
"Eating alone can be deleterious to your health," Lily continued, smoothly.
The woman hesitated, but then smiled. "If it's not an inconvenience."
"Not at all, pull up a chair. I'll have the man refresh the plates."
Kayla stared pointedly at Lily, but was ignored. Lily was clearly enjoying herself. She rose to greet the newcomer and Kayla followed her. The woman was dressed as they were, in a creamy white dress over an impressive bodice that tapered down to a narrow waist, her hair falling in bright copper ringlets over her shoulders. She had a delicate face, green eyes in pale skin scattered with freckles.
"Constance."
"I'm Lily, and this is Kayla."
"Kayla?"
"Yes, her mother was very spiritual."
Kayla shot her friend a look as Constance took a seat. Lily grinned in return.
"Thank you," Constance said, "This is very kind."
"We thought you might need rescuing," Lily replied.
"Yes. I was supposed to be meeting a friend, but she sent a message. Domestic emergency, or something."
"And you had already come all the way here."
"Yes."
"Inconvenient. Still, her loss is our gain, Constance," Lily remarked. "And what does your husband do with his time?"
"He's in the Colonial Office. We've been here three years," Constance replied. "And you?"
"We're on a trip to see the elephants," Kayla told her.
"Ah, wonderful. But, what do your husbands do?"
Constance glanced down at Kayla's hand, and frowned. Constance's finger was adorned with a gold band set with a glittering diamond. Neither Lily nor Kayla were wearing rings.
"We're newly arrived, just on business for a few months. We're having trouble with our rings," Lily remarked. "The heat seems to do all sorts of strange things to the body out here."
Constance nodded in agreement. "Yes, I had to go up a ring size. I suppose not much point if you're not planning on staying here for a full posting. Though, I might advise getting a temporary one. You don't want to be giving the natives any ideas."
Lily appeared shocked. "In what way?"
"Oh, some ladies prefer, how can I put this?" Constance replied, "The darker meat. I've heard they're rather well endowed."
"Of course, not speaking from personal experience," Lily said. She actually tittered.
"Oh, God, no. I have enough to cope with, with the Major. But, you didn't say what your husbands do," she pressed.
"They're here on the King's business," Lily murmured.
Constance paused. "You mean the restlessness up north?"
"We really can't say. I would expect you understand, given your husband's line of work."
"Of course, we shall be discreet."
The dark-skinned waiter arrived with a set of plates on a silver tray. Kayla watched his face as he transferred the finger sandwiches to the main plate with his tongs and then refreshed the little collection of cakes on the plate above it. He kept his eyes studiously on his business. Even when Constance uttered the single word 'tea' all he did was nod. It left Kayla with a knot in her stomach. She glanced across at her friend to find that Lily had been watching her. Lily raised an eyebrow.
"So, you're keen to visit the game park?" Constance said.
"Yes. We'd like to see the animals in their natural environment," Lily replied.
"In the wild."
"Very much."
"That will be exciting," Constance replied, smiling brightly. "Though, the Major rather prefers bringing them home."
"Isn't that dangerous?" Kayla blurted, shocked.
"Yes, frightfully. He managed to bag a lion last year, though. There's a little man in the town who is a dab hand at preparing them. We have it as a rug in the salon."
"You turned it into a rug?" Kayla echoed.
"Yes, and let me tell you, there's nothing quite like having an apex predator underfoot."
Lily tittered again, helping herself to a dainty pastry. "And also the lion," she replied.
Constance frowned. "I'm not following."
Lily smiled. "I'm sorry, were you still referring to the lion?" she said. "For some reason, I thought you were referring to your husband."
Constance returned Lily's smile uncertainly. "I'm still not sure I see."
Lily took a sip of her tea. At that moment, the waiter arrived with a new pot and poured tea for Constance. She didn't acknowledge him, and he left.
"Well, maybe it's the heat," Lily continued. "I had the impression that you were talking about laying your husband down and walking on him."
Constance's pale cheeks coloured slightly.
"That's a little risqué," she murmured.
"It was a piece of advice Mama gave me," Lily told her. "Would you like to hear it?"
"I suppose."
Lily leaned forward conspiratorially, and Constance reciprocated. Kayla watched Lily with a sense of growing unease.
"She said it like this," Lily replied. "Men are like carpet. If you take care to lay them correctly the first time, you can walk over them for years."