This is the story that the pixies brought me for this year. I was worried that they were going to let me down, but evidently they just wanted to be sure the story posted after Dark Night. The storyline is rather simple. A Leprechaun by the name of Danny Boy has promised the new Fairy Queen that I will be her power giver. Since Danny Boy is involved, however, things aren't nearly that simple.
There are references to previous stories, and having read them might make those references clearer, but this story stands on its own. The stories referenced are "The Captive Banshee" from 2016 and "Danny Boy" from 2014.
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It takes a lot to surprise me, but having a six-foot tall leprechaun dressed in a green baseball hat, green running shoes, green sweatpants, and a white Notre Dame sweatshirt ring my doorbell did it. He didn't look like a leprechaun, but I knew that's what he was. I'd recognize Danny Boy anywhere. Especially since the stylized, fists-up little man on the Notre Dame sweatshirt wasn't the true Notre Dame logo. Instead, it was a fairly accurate portrayal of the Danny Boy who had visited me in the middle of the night a few years ago.
"What do you want?" I asked cautiously as he stood there grinning at me.
"I've gottten meself into a wee tiny spot of trouble," he said, bowing his head slightly, "and I've got a wee bit of a favor to ask of ye."
"Drop the fake accent, Danny," I said curtly as I motioned for him to enter. "We both know you can speak perfect English."
"And American," he said as he stepped into my living room.
"What's the favor?" I asked, trying to keep the anger out of my voice. It is never a good idea to piss off a leprechaun, even if they are looking very human and vulnerable at the moment.
"I got a little boastful with the new Queen of the Daoine Sidhe," he said, standing with his hands held in front of him.
"And..." I said firmly.
"That's the Queen of the Fairy Mound," he explained quickly and then added, "I talked about what you did for that poor lass who was trapped in Connecticut a few years back... how you agreed to be her power giver."
"And..." I repeated.
"Well, you see," he said holding out both hands toward me palms up as if he was holding something, "she is a new Queen. You might even say she is a virgin Queen."
"And..." I said once more. I don't know if my exasperation was showing in my voice.
"And she wants you to be her power giver," he said now holding his hands together with the fingers clasped as if begging me. His voice suddenly sounded desperate as he said, "You've got to do this for me. She has me pot of gold."
"I thought leprechaun gold was fake," I said cautiously.
"It is," he said derisively, "... totally useless ...turns to lead or worse once it is taken out of the pot."
"So what is the problem?" I asked. I was now starting to be confused. Danny Boy had shown his power in several different ways in the times we had met. I couldn't understand why he was so concerned about a pot of fake gold that he could recreate with a nod of his head.
"It's the pot itself," he said, his voice cracking slightly. "The pot most people ever see is as fake as the gold within it. But this was my true pot that is always hidden deep beneath the earth. It is from that golden pot that I derive all my power. She took it and used it to wish me a hundred times bigger and then half again."
He gestured to himself. Since he was about three inches taller than I am and I am an even six foot. That made him six-three, or 75 inches tall.
"So one-half inch is your true height," I said, trying not to laugh.
"And if I can't get my pot back," he wailed, now looking scared... very scared, "I will end up staying this size... and becoming mortal!!!"
"Being mortal's not so bad," I replied. "I'm mortal."
"But you haven't made a lot of powerful enemies among the wee people and the bean-sidhe... the citizens of the fairy mound." he said, clutching at my shirt. "Do you have any idea what they might do to me if they found out I lost my powers?"
I let out a deep sigh and said, "What do you want me to do?"
"She'll be coming to you in a few days at Halloween," he said nervously. "Just let things... happen... between you. She promised she will give me back my pot after that."
"So is she going to possess someone like the banshee did Marie O'Callahan back in Connecticut?" I asked. I really didn't like the direction this was all leading.
"No, no, nothing like that," Danny Boy said almost pushing me back with his hands. "She has to be herself for the magic to work properly."
"So I am supposed to make love to a Fairy Queen who is what... a half inch tall?" I said. I now couldn't control the exasperation in my voice.
"Well," Danny Boy said, "if she had her true powers, she could make herself any size she wanted, but she's only got child powers right now so she's only..." He held his hand well below his waist.
"Great," I said, "she's not even three feet tall!" I almost yelled.
"Not exactly," Danny Boy said gulping loudly. He was now sweating profusely. "She's that to me when I'm my normal size."
"Then what you're asking is impossible!" I yelled, no longer trying to hold back my exasperation.
"But it will be Halloween," Danny Boy whined. "A lot of impossible things happen on Halloween."
"But it won't be Dark Night," I replied curtly. "And if I'm remembering right, the first dark of the moon following the Autumnal Equinox was October sixth this year. That's when the true magic could have happened and we already missed it."
"But a lot of magic still happens on Halloween because people think it will," Danny Boy said. I don't know if he was now sounding desperate or hopeful.
"OK... OK..." I finally said. "If a Fairy Queen attempts to seduce me while I am at the Halloween party I'm planning to go to, I will let it happen." I held my hand up with my thumb and forefinger just a little ways apart and then said almost angrily, "But you know it won't happen... because it can't."