"I really like these diamond earrings. Two carats is impressive to this girl."
"Callie, you've changed my life. And my parents like you. My mom just told me how she thinks 'Calypso St. Claire is a pretty name, and she's so classy."
"I was christened Edna Mae Womack, and grew up in a double-wide, but I'll take it."
"Oh God, you're making me almost spurt, Calypso."
"Hold off, Harvey. Remember, if you are that undisciplined, I am going to give your cock some. See this tuning fork?"
"Oh Jesus."
"That's all right. Keep sitting on your hands or I'll have to cuff them. Relax, let my fingers envelope your little worm, here."
"It's not-not that small, is it?"
"Oh, I don't know if size matters that much. My ex-husband, the creative one, who wrote those novels under the "Caustic Pigeon" moniker, he was really small."
"I loved those novels! I don't know if I would have, if I'd known you were his former wife."
"Well, Pidge was rich and had done some movies, and had great parties, that kind of thing, but his dork was miniscule. I used to have to ask if it was in yet when we were having intercourse."
"Wow."
"And then I had a boyfriend, Knob, who was Pidge's chauffer, and Knobby could split a girl apart with his pole. So what I had to do was discourage Pidge's advances on me, and just enjoy Knob."
"But Callie, Pidge was your husband, and he was so generous with you!"
"Yeah, I wish I still had some of the money, but Knob stole a lot of it, and the rest went up my nose and in my arm."
"But still, it wasn't fair of you to neglect Pidge, was it?"
"Well, Pidge was kind of like you, and submissive men make excellent husbands. I kind of ruled him with this old hairbrush of his late mother's."
"Like the paddle you used on me the other night."
"I kind of attract you guys, don't I? One old boyfriend told me I looked like the Wicked Queen from the Snow White Disney movie."
"Yes, you have those evil arched eyebrows...oh, that feels so good, but I'm getting close again, Callie..."
"You'd better calm down. I can cane your cock, y'know. I used to stroke Pidge's penis and he came once too many times, messing up my nice hand, and I branded his penis with a question mark on the tip."
"You did?"
"It was wonderful, for teaching him self control."
"But it feels so good, you have such soft hands. And you take care of them. I saw you smoothing them with the pumice stone."
"Yes, my hands are my fortune. And we haven't had sex in almost eight days this time, and that's probably why you are getting so crazy, Harv."
"Yes, I...wow, you give such a good hand! I had a girlfriend in college, Roseanne, who was really good at this, but you are better than she is...but you need to slow down."
"Just think of how much it would hurt if I branded you, or even just put that fireplace poker in the embers and burned your penis a little. Doesn't that make you calm down?"
"Y-yes, I guess it does."
"I had Pidge in a chastity tube, and I would give him hand jobs a few times a week, and I had a little game, Knobby and I did, for letting Pidge release."
