"Fuck!"
The spray from the shower nozzle was freezing. I stumbled away, but Esme had me by the balls - literally - and I barely went anywhere.
"Aww, too cold for you?" Esme asked me, biting her lip and making her brown eyes as wide as possible. The innocent act only lasted for a second before slipping into a devilish smirk.
"Yeah, it's f...fucking freezing," I said, teeth chattering. I reached for the nozzle, but the grip on my junk tightened and I let my hand drop. It didn't hurt, but...well, it was a good reminder of who was in charge.
"The temperature is
really
tricky," Esme said, practically purring. "You wouldn't want to burn yourself, sweet boy."
She reached out with her other hand and slowly turned the handle. The shower quickly heated up, and I realized that the tension in my body wasn't due to the cold - but rather how completely intimidated I was by this woman, and by exactly how excited for and scared of what she was about to do to me.
Esme nodded towards the tall, pink and green container of bodywash on the edge of the tub. "You can go ahead and clean up," she said. "I'll be right back."
She disappeared from the small opening in the shower curtain, then pulled the paisley-colored plastic closed.
"And if you even
think
of touching my loofa," she called out, "I'll send you home with balls so blue Oompah Loompahs could write a song about them."
"O-okay..." I said, afraid to even look at the purple scrunchie-on-a-stick thing hanging from the wall. I grabbed the bottle of bodywash, squeezed way too much into my hand, and started cleaning myself off.
I had never been so thoroughly humiliated as I was that night. I was so ridiculously tongue-tied that that alone was enough to put the evening in the top five of my personal hall of shame. Add to that cumming in my pants, being naked and on display, and agreeing to be...shaved? Holy shit, this was a disaster.
And yet...I could not think of a single moment that I had spent with another woman that had left me so utterly, completely, and mind-meltingly aroused.
"Jesus Christ," I said, violently shaking my head. "Get a grip."
A voice swelled up inside of me in response.
Okay, listen up bro-
"Bro?" I said out loud.
Yeah, BRO. Listen. All you have to do is take back the initiative. When she shows up again, kiss her hard, grab her hips, woo her-
"Woo?"
WOO HER with some aggro, bro. Just a little bit. Just enough to show her that you're a man, and that she's a woman, and-
I heard the rustling of the curtain and the clinking of shower rings behind me.
Oh shit is that her? Uh...I gotta go.
"Talking to yourself?" Esme asked.
Yeah, show her that you're a
man, I told myself, this time in my normal internal voice instead of some obnoxious pseudo-frat one. I turned around to face her.
ShowwwwHOLY SHIT
. My brain flatlined, filling my mind with the incessant
eeeeeeeee
of a dead heart monitor as I watched Esme step into the shower.
She wore a tight, one-piece bathing suit, black with a grayish-silver stripe down each side, both the fit and the design making her curves pop harder than the blood vessels in my quickly stiffening cock.
"Oof," she said, arching her back and slowly running her hands up her sides. "It's been a while since I last wore this."
She cupped the large breasts that had already made me cum once that night, slowly rolling her head back and forth to stretch her neck. She opened one eye slowly, almost like a reverse wink, watching me and my desperate arousal with an amused expression on her face. I caught a glimpse of pink tongue as she ran it over an oddly sharp canine tooth, and added
sexy smug vampires
to the rolling list I kept in my head of new porn genres to seek out.
"Do you know how killer whales take out great whites?" she asked as she stepped close to me, once again taking my maleness into a grip that wasn't painful, but that highly suggested I remain where I was.
"Nnnnn-" I whined.
"They flip the shark over, more or less paralyzing it, and then chew its liver out." She growled and snapped her bright, white teeth at me, then smirked. Her hands started working on me, soaping me up, stroking me, and my eyes rolled back into my head.
Esme stepped even closer. I could feel the smooth, slick fabric on her stomach pressed against my hip, and the gentle resistance of the breasts squished up against my arm as she tilted her chin to talk quietly up towards my ear.
"And did you know that killer whales eat moose? They sometimes come across them swimming between islands and just mm...mm...mm...."
I swallowed hard. "Is...is there going to be a test on this?"
Esme laughed. "Kinda," she said. "It's just that the last boy who saw me wearing this said that I looked like a 'sexy Shamu'." She shook her head. "That was a bad idea."
I added
hentai orca big tits
to my future-porn list.
"What did you do to him?" I asked, voice cracking as if the balls that Esme was holding onto had only just dropped.
"Hmm," she said thoughtfully. "Actually, I think he's haunted more by knowing what I
didn't
do to him."
"Ohhh," I said, chuckling nervously. "I thought you were gonna say, like, you tore him a new blowhole, or something."
"Why tear him a new one when you can just invade the one he already has?" Esme said sweetly. But before I could fully reflect on that, she held up a pink shaving razor an inch away from my nose. I could practically hear the sound of a record scratch in my head.
"Last chance, sweet boy," she said. She stepped closer, further pressing her wet body against mine. "Do you want to preserve your dignity?"
She stepped up on her tiptoes, her voice low, but strong in my ear. "Or do you want to make me really,
really
happy?"
"Oh...Christ, I want to make you happy," I groaned.
"Nnn," she moaned in response. I could hear a smile in her voice. Her tongue curved beneath my earlobe, guiding it right between her sharp little teeth. I groaned as she bit down, my cock throbbing with electricity and need.
"Alright," she purred, stepping back and grabbing me in a more businesslike manner. She looked into my eyes, the previous playfulness now replaced by command.
"Don't. Move," she said, and I swallowed hard.
***
I have a lot of friends who really enjoy their recreational...substances. As a Zoomer who's heavily involved in my local music scene, that shouldn't really be too much of a surprise. I don't really partake myself, but I do enjoy hearing some of the wackier "substance"-related stories that tend to be shared around bonfires or while waiting for concerts to start.
However, I've always been a bit weirded out by the idea of the "out of body experience" that all of my friends seem to have had while "substancing". I could accept some of the crazier things they've seen and done - hallucinating blue caterpillars on everybody's shoulders, or streaking through a mall at noon. But being outside of one's body - acting as a third-person observer of your own self? Yeah, that always seemed made up to me.
Well, it turned out I didn't need a hit of psilocybin to have an OBE. No, all I needed was to have my cock and balls shaved by a shortish, gothish, thiccish, curly-haired brunette with big brown eyes.
Let's be honest, I was a bit...terrified. Yes, I was rock-hard, and yes, I was fully enamored with the look of the black and silver bathing suit clinging to Esme's curves. But, as much as I believed in her ability to safely shave me bare, at the start I had to fight off a flinch every time the blade scraped away a line of lather and hair.
Part of it - and I wish I could say most of it, but I can't - was just the fear of pain. I mean, come on - did I really want this thicc chick to slip and razor-nick my hard dick? Not at all. But the greater fear - and I feel a little stupid even saying it - was that of vulnerability.
I mean, I've never been the most masculine guy. And for the most part, I've been able to accept that. But standing there, being shaved, being stripped of a kind of manly roughness and left with a kind of feminine smoothness? It was...scary, it was unnerving, it was humiliating, it was...
Ah, hell. It was exhilarating.
It was this feeling, this combination of fear and eagerness, that pushed my mind out of my body, displacing it somewhere over Esme's shoulder. I felt like I could see myself, even though my eyes were closed, rigidly standing beneath the spray, my body tense beneath Esme's practiced touch. I felt like I had slipped my hands into Esme's, almost as if they were those gloves in chemistry labs that are attached to glass boxes. I felt like I could feel both Esme's hands on me as well as feel my own hardness in her hands as together we shaved away the last of my hair and manliness, leaving me fully smooth.
"Well," she said, tapping the razor against the wall and then placing it in the soap dish, "what do you think?"
It took a few seconds for me to slip back into my body. Once I was finally centered again, I looked down. "Jeez," I said, slowly running my hand over myself. "It's smooth." With a flush of humiliation, I realized that she had also taken the hair running down from my navel to my groin. From a certain angle, it looked like the lack of hair continued right down my thighs and into my legs.
"Mmm," Esme said, biting her lip as she looked at me, enjoying the results of her handiwork and the flush in my cheeks. "
Very
nice."