I haven't posted for a while, sweeties, because there hasn't been much to report on, sexually speaking. I have had to deal with some insane life circumstances. But last summer I had a great experience I'm dying to relate, one of the true highlights of my life as a slutty college girl.
I have a fuck buddy I'm really crazy about named Grant (not his real name; I don't want to get him in trouble). Grant's a really talented (and really cute) airbrush artist, a really sweet guy and possessed of a gorgeous cock that I just can't seem to stay away from. He travels a good bit, so we see each other just enough to make it a great sexual relationship. I won't see him for three weeks or so, then he'll come into town and we'll fuck each other blind for a few days. About a day or two before he's scheduled to come into town, I'm so distracted I can hardly get through the day. My legs feel like jelly, my stomach is queasy. The boy really does a number on me.
A few months ago, Grant had a birthday, his first birthday since we had met. And he was going to be in town, housesitting in fact for a mutual friend who owned a really nice ranch house in the country. We talked about his birthday quite a bit, if he wanted to do anything or go anywhere special. I made it clear that I was up for any kind of fantasy he had in mind, particularly if it involved that glorious penis of his.
He called me a couple of days before his birthday and, man, was that an exciting call. I had just gotten a haircut, I was in great shape, and I had my cooch waxed nice and bald just like he liked it. First, he told me the bad news: He wouldn't be able to get into town until the morning of his birthday, not the night before like I had hoped. I could spend the night alone in the ranch house and he'd see me in the morning.
Then he laid his fantasy on me. When he pulled up in the driveway, I was to act like an intruder in the house and do everything I could do to escape him, hide, run, anything. But I couldn't anticipate him coming. I could only act when I saw or heard his car.
OK. Then what?
"I'll catch you, and then the fun will start."
"What if you don't catch me?"
"Oh, I'll catch you."
This sounded interesting, really interesting.
So, I went to the ranch house alone. It was a place that he'd been before. But I had not. I got a bit lost, but eventually found the place right around nightfall on a very warm evening.
It was a lovely home, and I sat on the deck, admired the stars, drank some really good wine and went to bed early, not quite knowing what to expect the next day.
The next thing I know, I wake up. Sunlight is filling the room and I can hear a car door slam. I sit bolt upright in bed. Holy shit! He can't be here already. There's a big window near the bed. I slink out of bed, stark naked, still not quite sure whether I'm dreaming or not. I peek out the window and there's a truck in the driveway I don't recognize. It's not Grant's car at all. What the fuck?
I hear the door of the house open downstairs and my heart is racing. I have to get out of this house. Before I know it, I'm quietly removing the screen of the window and climbing out on the roof. I don't know what I was thinking, but I reached out to grab some clothes and, at the last second, grabbed my car keys instead. I figured that was the wisest choice, as if I had to choose between being on foot but covered up, or having my car but driving away naked. Looking back, I'm sure that psychologically I wanted to be naked, on the chance that this was really Grant pulling up in the driveway.
Soon I was on the roof of the house in the cool but bright morning sunlight, naked, clutching my car keys, sitting on these giant square concrete roof tiles that hurt my ass to sit on. I sat still for a moment, having a change of heart of about my state of undress, deciding I had to go back inside and get at least a T shirt. But when I heard footsteps in the upstairs hallway, I scampered as quietly as I could to the peak of the roof and headed to a part of the house that was shady and covered by trees.
Around this time, I heard a man's voice calling on the other side of the house, and two things were clear: that it was not Grant and that he was not calling for me, which means he was not alone. OK, now I'm starting to freak just a bit. Suddenly, I wanted a T shirt very, very badly.
I could see something like an attic apartment attached to the house with a separate entrance, on the opposite side of the house of where the pick-up truck was. I crawled over that way and saw a flight of stairs heading down to the ground, which could be my getaway, if I could get from the roof to the railing on the landing, then hop down on the landing itself. I did exactly that, sliding down ass in the air, scraping my belly pretty bad on one of the tiles until finally my foot found the railing. I carefully and quietly as I could climbed down, but in the process dropped the keys, which disappeared over the steep side of the landing into the bushes below.
I scampered down the steps as fast as I could, peeked quickly around the side of the house at the bottom, and just took off like flash into the yard, weaving through some oak trees on the dead run on an embankment of some kind, until I saw what looked like a wide trail. Once the house was out of sight, I crawled back up the embankment and got on the trail, running again down the trail for as long as I could before stopping to catch my breath.
It was as vulnerable as I ever been in my life. Completely naked and barefoot in the middle of some area I didn't know at all, which could be full of rattlesnakes or coyotes or mountain lions, not to mention strange men, perhaps criminals, rapists and predators on my trail. What the fuck was I going to do now?
It was hilly country, meaning that the house of out of my sight most of the time on the trail, but turn a corner and I could see it in the distance. I comforted myself with the belief that whoever was up at that house, Grant was with them and this was all part of his erotic birthday fantasy, because if that weren't the case, I was in real life-or-death trouble.
At one point, the trail came to a small bridge over a pretty substantial creek. I was feeling too exposed on the trail, so I decided to follow the creek instead, since it was more-or-less secluded by trees. I didn't know where I was going, or what I would do if I got there, but I had learned from the movies that getting into water would throw off your scent in case you were pursued by bloodhounds.
So I jumped into the creek and began wading in the water in the downstream direction. At some points it was only ankle deep, but in other points, it came up to my waist and in one watering hole I dove in the cold water for a swim to calm myself down. Soon, I found myself sitting in the muddy silt on the shore, listening to the babbling of the water, hugging my knees feeling like I wanted to cry. I sat there for some time, rubbing mud on the spot where I had scraped myself on my belly.
If this was Grant, I needed to play along with the game and make myself easier to catch. But if it wasn't Grant, then I needed to find a road or another house or a phone somewhere. Of course, it's possible that whoever came to the house had now left and I could sneak back to the house to see, and wait for Grant to eventually show.
Eventually, I stood and began listlessly walking downstream again. It was then I when I heard something up the hill and looked back to see the pick-up truck slowly driving the trail following the creek. I instantly squatted and crawled in the water down behind a tree trunk and there I saw two men walking the trail while the truck slowly drove beside them. For about 10 seconds, I didn't know who they were. Then, I saw. One of the men was Grant.